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Diary of Young Farmer: It Took a Village

Zoë Bradbury left her urban job in Portland to start farming on the south coast of Oregon. She's blogging here about her experiences. Below is her seventh entry in Diary of a Young Farmer.

IT TOOK A VILLAGE

There is water. Water on my fields. Water in pipes. Water in hoses. Water on asparagus. Water on raspberries. Water on carrots and beets and potatoes and leeks and artichokes and dahlias. There is water at last.

Of course, now it’s raining again.

But during those few recent days when Oregon was blasted with heat so hot that even our coastal mercury pushed into the triple digits, the story had all the elements of a suspenseful melodrama.

The setting: a fledgling farm on the southern Oregon coast, newly planted to produce and berries and flowers. Heat waves dance over the field. The skies are clear without a rain cloud in sight. The soil moisture is dropping, fast. A half mile of irrigation trench lies open along the edge of the field, like a larger-than-life gopher tunnel. Dawn breaks hot on a Thursday. Baby lettuce is sizzling in the field by 10 a.m., flattened and crispy by 2 p.m. Tender new strawberry leaves are scorching along the edges. Newly germinated beets push through a dry crust into a brutal glare. It’s a grim day to be a seedling.

The cast: me, alone, sunburned and tired. I’m covered in dirt head to toe, wearing an apocalyptic respirator while I rush to glue the last PVC joints in the line. Sweat is pouring down my face and pooling in the respirator with the sun high overhead. At one point the trench collapses in on itself and I break into tears while I scoop out the dirt by hand, buried up to my shoulder. I know that I’m running out of time. My body aches. I try not to look behind me at the fields where all of my plants are screaming for mercy. The next day’s forecast is even hotter.

And then, in the peak of the afternoon when I am almost to the point of breaking, they start to show up. A neighbor arrives with a cooler of cold drinks. A long-lost friend drives up and rolls up his sleeves. Danny comes home, puts on his wet suit and dives to the bottom of the creek to anchor the pump. There is a rush of progress, and then it’s time for the moment of reckoning: flipping the breaker at the electric panel.

There is a pit of anxiety in my stomach as I crack open the last valve on the line and wave at my sister to turn the switch. What if it doesn’t work? What if the pipe explodes in a catastrophic geyser somewhere along the line? What if the pump is a lemon, or the wires are crossed?

Abby flips the breaker and there is a sudden whoosh of PVC glue fumes hissing out of the valve. A good sign. I wait. And wait. And wait. And then faintly, from somewhere in the belly of the mainline, comes a rumble like thunder. It gets louder. I hold my breath. Louder. And then suddenly the water jets out, coughing and spluttering and pulsing until it runs clear and fast, straight up into the hot blue sky as magnificent as the Bellagio fountain, more beautiful than Old Faithful.

It is the best moment ever.

I yell a hallelujah and we all converge in one crazy, happy, relieved high-five fest. I am grinning ear to ear. It feels like anything is possible now.

I run to turn on all the drip lines that I’ve laid out and give a long drink to half the farm.

But the saga is not quite over yet. The other half of the farm is watered with overhead sprinklers, via aluminum irrigation pipes that I don’t own yet.

Enter Allen, our neighbor. I went to school with his nephew, who I remember mostly for his habit of shooting frogs with his BB gun each spring. On his few hundred acres next door Allen runs cattle, works as a logger, and owns a rock pit. He’s been watching my little farm unfold for the past few months and stops now and then to talk through the fence. He’s happy to see some of us local kids coming home and is hoping his daughter will start up her own market garden on a piece of their bottom land.

All week he’s witnessed my race against the heat wave and, unbeknownst to me, he made a few phone calls. Early the next morning, with the temperature already in the 90s, he shows up a with a borrowed 30-foot pipe trailer hooked behind his Ford truck. He’s hunted down a pile of old irrigation pipe that he thinks I might be able to salvage.

I climb into the cab beneath a double-decker gun rack. He blasts the air conditioning, leaving both windows open. “All it takes is one day to make it worth having,” he quips, nodding towards the AC controls while he spits a squirt of chew into the old peach can that he keeps on the dash.

We drive out to his friend’s cranberry farm near the ocean and behind an old barn is a heap of corroded aluminum irrigation pipe, half-buried under a rat’s nest. Allen’s dog chases out the rats and we begin the chore of yanking pipes out of the pile, sorting out the busted ones, and laying aside the pipes that have potential. In the end, there are about 20 pieces to work with, though the pipe threads are corroded on most of them.

But Allen has thought of everything. He pulls a 1-inch pipe tap out of the back of his truck, which we use to re-cut all of the threads for the sprinklers. His friend loans me a handful of other odds and ends that I need to get it all running, then we load up and creep back onto Highway 101 for the trip home. In his rear-view mirror, Allen keeps a close eye on the load; every bump in the road raises a clatter as the 40-foot pieces of pipe bob and wiggle on the trailer.

All of a sudden a shiny new champagne-colored Humvee is tailgating us, practically kissing its grill to the red Mickey Mouse T-shirt we used as a flag tied to the end of the load. Allen eyes it and keeps driving steady. The Humvee stays right on us, even as the pipes slam over a dip in the road.

“Now why in the world would you go hugging the butt of a creaky old pipe trailer like this if you drove a brand new shiny Humvee like that?” he asks aloud, shaking his head. “Who knows when this whole load is going to buck off onto his hood.”

It doesn’t, and in fact we make it all the way home without losing the pipe or the Mickey Mouse T-shirt. Allen helps me unload the trailer and move the pipe into the field — the absolute bottom-rung job on a farm, especially when it’s hot.

“At this rate, Allen, I’m going to owe you my firstborn.”

He chuckles, helps me flush the pipes, and then we turn the valve. Water arcs out across my scorched fields, 20 feet in either direction of each Rainbird sprinkler. The soil goes from dust to dark chocolate while the two of us stand there, grinning.

Comments

Congrats -

One question - do you have water rights on the creek? If not, then you better turn it off because it won't be long before the state comes visiting.

Yup, water rights we have - and grateful for them!

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